Weekly Links - Abby Normal

SLGT:

• Nothing.

BLUES NEWS:

• Seven Blues players will be participating in the World Cup of Hockey. [Blues]
• Blues single game tickets are now on sale. [Ticketmaster]
• Ken Hitchcock and staff are conducting coaching clinics around the area the next several weeks. [Blues]

HOCKEY NEWS:

• Blake Wheeler is now captain of the Winnipeg Jets. [TSN]
• The Las Vegas teams owner leaked fake nicknames to throw people off. [Puck Daddy]
• A KHL team has unveiled a statue to a cat.  AWWWWWWWW!!! [Puck Daddy]
• Devils prospect Ben Johnson is having his contract terminated after being found guilty of sexual assault. [CBS Sports NHL]
• Jiri Hudler ignored calls from Team Czech for the World Cup of Hockey. [Puck Daddy]
• Zemgus Girgensons and the Sabres have come to a one-year $1.15 million deal. (Only reported to link to this song) [Puck Daddy]

OTHER THINGS:

• I'm assuming we all know about Gene Wilder passing. [Biography]
• Angels pitcher Matt Shoemaker took a 105mph line drive off his head. [Deadspin]
• Nebraska takes a delay of game penalty in memory of teammate Sam Foltz. (Is someone cutting onions in here?) [Screengrabber]

VIDEO:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 'Pure Imagination":

"Sed-a-give!":

"Are we awake?":

THE CLOSER:

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